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Avengers pick up lines:

Steve:
Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor:
I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint:
I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce:
They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony:
Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

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Assholes: You should hate yourself because you’re fat and that’s ugly.

Fat People: I think I look marvelous.

Assholes: Well, you should hate yourself because being fat isn’t healthy.

Fat People: Why is my health your problem?

Assholes: Your being fat gives a bad example to my kids who then will think it’s OK to be fat and unhealthy.

Fat People: Why are your kids my problem?

Assholes: Why won’t you hate yourself?

Fat People: Because then I’d be just like you.

(via boxcarxo)

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Asking Alexandria:
The tears that stain my cheek must make me look weak, I wear them proudly, I wear them proud
Of Mice & Men:
I'll pick up the pieces and earn some respect.
A Day To Remember:
I said I'd never let you go, and I never did. I said I'd never let you fall, and I always meant it.
Sleeping With Sirens:
There's hope for you tonight.
Bring Me The Horizon:
Everything I loved became everything I lost.
Accepted music:
Feeling fly like a G6. Yeah, I smoke weed and get drunk. I have sex constantly.